I'm taken

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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knock knock go away ok

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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