There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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women have rights

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Your mother

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Can I touch it?

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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