Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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I'm taken

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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