How do u shit With ur ass

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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That's Racist

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Vagina-Boob

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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