- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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