- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

like my drawing of a white person?

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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