My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Giving birth to the antichrist

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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