What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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69, hahaha

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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