- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Patrick is gay

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Anne Frank.

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