How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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you will die someday

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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brett is a dick

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Good.

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canaan and mallory

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YOU IS DUM

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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