- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Tim's gay.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Mitt Romney for president.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

AVI IS A FAG

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Hitler was Jewish.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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