A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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