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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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robin, get in the car.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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