They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Will you marry me?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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