Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Left. That one direction...

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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