A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Penis jokes.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Your mom

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Hey Caleb.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

I don't get it

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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