A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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