A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

A seal walks into a club.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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