Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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