Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Anti Joke

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