yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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minced oaths

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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what time is it rape time

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Anti Joke

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