Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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GAY PEOPLE

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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