Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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