What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

you just lost the game!

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Asians

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Your Mom

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

I only like NY as a friend.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

French people

A jew went to Germany.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Your mom goes to college

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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