There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

I only like NY as a friend.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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