your life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Unflushed Shit...

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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like for a handjob.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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