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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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