- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Will you marry me?

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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