Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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im black

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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I cant think of one (._. )

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Tim's gay.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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