- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

World peace

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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