Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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