What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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