What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

your life

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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