What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Bin Laden is dead.

Jokes are funny.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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