Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Pavel Novak

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Working hard or hardly working????

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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