- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

An asian walks out of math class

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