Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Anal cheese curds.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Which one is hardest?

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