An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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The Holocaust

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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suck my dick.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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