- Anti Joke

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

My Girlfriend

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

women's rights

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!