2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Teen pregnancy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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