A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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planking.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Your Mom

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Dozer has a soul

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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