- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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