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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

whats pale and white your ass.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

cory is gay

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