- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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