Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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A guy is playing cod

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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