whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Pavel Novak

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Akshaytiger World

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Dan O'Driscoll

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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