How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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look left now look right. washing machine

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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