What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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your face.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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