- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

OGC - tilt your head

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

antijokes

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

the your face joke

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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