What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Chuck Norris died.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Banana(s)

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no u

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Anti Joke

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