Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Women's rights.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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