- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

sweaty black guy

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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