- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Time flies like a banana.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

George W. Bush

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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