Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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GAY PEOPLE

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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