Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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what time is it rape time

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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