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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A guy is playing cod

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

noodles

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

ollie is a fag so are you

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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