- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

whats gay ? you

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Three blondes walk into a community college.

jack shine has boobs

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

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