Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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A black goes to college

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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