Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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