Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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