Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Time flies like a banana.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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