Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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the guy below me is gay

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8===========D O:

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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BUTTERFARTING

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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