Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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potato farming

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The Economy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Grapefruit.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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sixty....eight.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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austins gay lolololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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