Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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OGC - tilt your head

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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antijokes

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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