Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

you just lost the game!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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