Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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