Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Susie has Autism

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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The glass is half an hour.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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